Horsham Valley Golf Club
Designed and built by clubbéd brothers Jock and Doug Melville, Horsham's petite greens are surrounded by more than 1,200 pines and have been challenging golfers since 1964. With 5,115 yards to play, two gamers can commandeer a cart, roar around the course, and enjoy the satisfying clatter of golf balls plunking into holes, completing the par 66 puzzle in as little as four hours. Horsham's dolled-up greens are highlighted by rock gardens, blooming flower beds, and a single, rarely seen flake of green glitter. While ease of play is the idea, purveyors of irons and woods should be wary of the aquatically enhanced 15th hole, which features water hazards to the front and right, eagerly waiting to flood your game day with par-denying waves of defeat.