River Oaks Detox
At the start of River Oak's signature ion therapy treatment, you'll recline into a squishy chair and submerge your feet in warm, soothing ion water with a hint of lemon, chives, and eternity. The 23-minute ion bath uses a field of non-invasive electromagnetic energy to draw out cellular-level toxins and pollutants. It neutralizes and eliminates harmful free radicals and can increase range of motion and improve overall muscle strength. Each individual Ion Workers Union–certified ion is personally trained by River Oak's staff to enter your body imperceptibly, knock on the door of each and every cell, ask if they've had any problems, kick down the door when they receive no reply, and drag out the bare-chested, noxious nasty.