Sheraton Louisville Riverside Hotel
Whether you're sick of looking at that jerk in the mirror who won't get off your couch or you've got relatives coming to visit on the exact same weekend you're hosting the World Championship Indoor Pork-Rind Storage competition, the rooms at the Sheraton are clean, smoke free, and available for sleeping-human storage and waking-human relaxation. Amenities include a 32-inch flatscreen, Sheraton Sweet Sleeper bed, and Starbucks one-cup coffee maker. Guests' cars are as comfortable as their owners while resting in the free parking, and the fitness center and heated swimming pool ruin any excuse for skipping a workout. Free WiFi in the lobby and a complimentary shuttle service to the airport ensure that high-powered business guests remain connected during their stay.