Culture Shock Dance Center

Today's Groupon gets you four dance classes at Culture Shock Dance Center. The contemporary dance studio is the stomping ground of nationally renowned hip-hop dance team Culture Shock San Diego, a troupe that’s danced at MTV Studios, on NBA and WNBA courts, and at Nike, as well as using dance to save the Earth in the Intergalactic Dance Battle Ultimus, although their memories of this event have been erased. Culture Shock offers break dance, zumba workouts, hip-hop, belly dance, striptease, and more; pick one style to master your craft or mix-and-match to fulfill your wildest dance fantasies involving up to four styles of dance. Hour 1: Soreness. Your feet will be slightly sore, but expect a second wind when they turn on the air conditioners and begin playing the entirety of Pangaea by Miles Davis. Hour 8: Endurance. At most retail jobs, employees are expected to stand for eight hours at a time, so you should be able to effortlessly hit this mark if you are an employee at most retail stores. Hour 15: Mild hallucinations. Remember, the mint-chocolate-chip-colored jaguar that appears to have replaced your dance partner is actually a harmless ocelot. Hour 24: Exhaustion, rage. You begin to wildly curse the various children’s charities sponsoring the event in an unforgiveable outburst captured by local news, and widely circulated and parodied online. Hour 30: You did it! Collect your prize, a $15 gift certificate for shoe repair, and get a friend to wheelbarrow you home, victorious.