Eden Wellness For Life
Eden's ion bath uses a field of non-invasive electromagnetic energy to draw out cellular-level toxins and pollutants. It neutralizes and eliminates harmful free radicals, increases immune function, and improves overall wellness. Each individual Ion Workers Union Local 78 Certified ion is personally trained by Eden's experienced staff to enter your body imperceptibly, knock on the door of each and every cell, ask if they've had any problems, kick down the door when they receive no reply, and drag out the bare-chested, noxious nasty. Though the treatment only lasts a half-hour, detoxification continues for up to 48 hours, so don't be surprised when you encounter jealous shoe soles and resentful rugs.