Fiesta Hair and Tan
Hair can't cut itself without opposable thumbs, and it lost those during the Pleistocene epoch. Fortunately, Fiesta Hair and Tanning's stylists are poised to pick up the slack. Clients can opt for a simple bang trim, an elaborate updo, or a full-on pampering package with a haircut, conditioning treatment, and bold color application. Specialty tanning services are also available to help modern homo sapiens cultivate sun-kissed skin.