The Smile Shop
During a routine cleaning, chompers will say ta-ta to tartar as The Smile Shop's trained staff of tooth-techs gives grins a thorough scrub and polish, like cuspid carnival workers hosing down enamel elephants. A thorough examination will also be administered to see how the mouth's pearly gates are progressing. Meanwhile, a panographic x-ray safely and comfortably captures the soul of the smile—along with all of the secrets stored away in its dental dungeons—allowing for a comprehensive overview of the teeth and jaw. Also included in this package is a 10- to 14-day teeth-whitening kit to take home, complete with gel-filled trays made from a mold of the patient's chewin' cogs.