Perfect Bronze

Perfect Bronze's licensed aestheticians are adept at overriding ghostly complexions, lackluster lashes, and Bert-like monobrows. The salon's signature sunless tan ($50) remedies pallid pigmentation from top to toe with an odorless spray that dries in about five minutes. Made with sugar-based ingredients, the airbrush-applied spray lasts 7–10 days. A bevy of waxing treatments, such as underarms ($20), half-legs ($25), and bikini lines ($20), allow hirsute customers to return to a childlike state of hairlessness and innocence, recalling languid summer days spent sliding friction-free down gutters; whereas body bleaching wraps unwanted body hairs in individual invisibility cloaks (starting at $15).