The accommodating staff at K Cleaners––an environmentally conscious dry-cleaning service committed to making sullied duds sparkle once more––expertly expurgates stains in clothing of all cuts and sizes. Fabrics inhale wafts of nontoxic air as they swiftly pass through an advanced cleaning facility designed to protect them from the suffocating waters of the average spin-cycle. Professionals trained in alternative cleaning techniques can capably restore a wide range of vestments, from tuxedo suits ($16.95) inexplicably worn to paintball matches to ties ($3.50) fashioned into zip lines for harrowing escapes from drab dinner parties. Pants ($6.49) stained by scalding coffee return to their owners after a cool blast of cleanliness, and sweaters ($6.99) take a refreshing breather between back-to-back holiday parties. For $1 extra, cleaners will tackle notoriously delicate materials such as linen, silk, and rayon.