Salon Bouge

The charming salon—peppered with decorative touches like glossy window frames, earthy candleholders, and floral arrangements—is a relaxing place to have strangers play with your hair (even more so than the Greyhound bus depot). With today's Groupon worn as a headscarf, pay a visit to Salon Bouge and submit yourself to any of its scintillating scalp services. Cuts run $20 for men and $40 for women, and they will tame feral follicles before they ensnare another puppy. Color treatments range from $50 for single process to $95 for a full head of glimmering highlights. Head threads frayed by multiple lightning strikes can get a deep conditioning for $15, or buff your hair back to a luminous brilliance with a shine treatment ($30).