At Dirty Coast, visitors can acquire a bevy of fetching T-shirts, apparel, and merchandise that showcase a proud New Orleans swagger. Featuring designs illustrated by local and international artists, Dirty Coast’s products aim to spark conversation and the occasional thumb-wrestling match with city-wise graphics and topical opinion-expressers. Peruse a variety of shirts with a head-turning graphic reminder of all the things you'll need for NOLA's never-ending festival season ($15), or a charming hot-sauce-doused Dirty Coast design ($20). Cruise sidewalks and spaceship command decks in style with merchandise such as the environmentally friendly shopping bag ($20), or surf the web and lava rivers with a water meter mouse pad ($9). Customers can purchase multiple Groupons as gifts, allowing them to help update Uncle Bob’s dated wardrobe, which consists of steel chain mail and cargo shorts.