Vintage Thrift Store
Built around the crash site of an overburdened time-traveling U-Haul, Vintage Thrift Shop displays a wonton disregard for maintaining the integrity of the chronosphere. Tourist postcards from the 1960s ($2) mingle with a 1930ish black-lace evening gown ($145), while a completely un-ironic ’50s cardigan ($55) pairs naturally with a Victorian cut-steel buckle ($12). Groove from the ’70s, ’40s kitsch, 2130's pre-robotapocalypse nostalgia—all is right at home. All of the store's proceeds benefit the United Jewish Council of the East Side.