Sun Spa’s waxing wizard Tristen Soltero and her crew of highly trained depilitators can wax away dermis wool and cutis coppice with two Brazilian sessions (a $50 value each). Once your bikini region is so Brazilian that your hips can speak passable Portuguese to one another, you’ll achieve a pelvic thrust that really drives them insane in time for a summer’s worth of Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screenings.