The Beauty Bar

The professional, certified stylists at The Beauty Bar dazzle customers with the latest in beauty trends and services while creating their own novelties in the process. Defrazzle scalp frizz with a women’s haircut and style ($45), a conditioning treatment ($25), or a Brazilian keratin blowdry ($150). Stray face fuzz can be swiftly decorticated with waxes of the eyebrow ($15), lip ($10), and chin ($10). Full makeup applications ($40) buff facial flooring to a glow stunning enough to knock a horse in shining armor off a knight. Other beautificating services include color ($50+), thermal straightening ($400), hair extensions (price upon request), and installation of a second set of eyes in the back of everyone else’s heads to increase the visibility of your blooming allure.