Phoenician Health Group
Today’s Groupon offers a variety of health services in one giant health-box wrapped in expensive handmade wrapping paper. For $60, you get a one-hour massage, chiropractic exam, and treatment at the Phoenician Health Group (a $180 value). Located in the Phoenix metro area, Phoenician provides high-quality chiropractic care with an emphasis in auto-accident injury, sports-injury treatment, nutrition, and advanced Connect Four strategy. Skeletons: Chiropractors typically work their magic through skin and muscle, but direct access to the vertebrae will allow them to realign your boney corpus, whether you’re preparing for a night of singing Cab Calloway in a cartoon cemetery or recovering from the arduous cycle of perpetually dropping from the rafters on a system of pulleys and wires.