Splish Splash Car Wash
Splish Splash Car Wash welcomes cars into its automatic wash tunnel for quick five-minute baths seven days a week. Once customers redeem their Groupon, a small tag will be placed on their windshield that allows them automatic entry into the wash every day, once a week, or whenever they want to reward their car for changing its own oil. During the ultimate wash, coats of triple-foam polish and LustraShield swarm the outer shell as tire cleaners blast earthy accouterments from the rubber. Applications of bug goo wrestle clingy critters off the exterior, and a procession of rising geysers unhinges grease, grime, and demoted bumper stickers from the undercarriage. Soap and residue dissipate after a spot-free rinse, which reveals an unscathed, glowing finish ready to face a touchless blow-dry that sweeps away remaining moisture droplets.