Clothesline Cleaners

Clothesline Cleaners uses the environmentally safe Miele cleaning system to banish muck from button-up shirts (starting at $2), pants ($5.50), comforters (starting at $40), and more while maintaining dimension, color, capacity for speech, and brightness. Friendly cleaners will first examine garments for spots and stains and coat them in a dollop of banana-oil pre-spotter. A citrus and soy agent with dye blockers and fabric protectors follows before garments are treated with silk protein. All items are reshaped while wet and then dried, pressed, and given a final inspection for perfection, which may or may not involve donning a deerstalker hat and peering through an oversized magnifying glass.