Body By Laser

Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose weight and keep it off. The FDA-approved treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body’s natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.

Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser’s initial screening, the company will issue a refund.