Human Machine Athletic Club

Human Machine Athletic Club hums with the industrious sounds of high-powered personal-training sessions that slam-dunk fitness goals with personal motivation and effective exercises (a $25 value / session). Personal trainers encourage up to four participants at a time during 55-minute sessions covering strength training, aerobic exercise, and vaulting over coworkers during coffee stampedes. Trainers also provide nutritional counseling to equip clients with multi-pronged strategies to meet their fitness goals. Exercise groups come together based on fitness abilities and stay small enough to ensure team camaraderie, individual attention from trainers, and manageable deadlifting-themed dinner parties. Participants receive a T-shirt emblazoned with the Human Machine's business name (a $15 value) and a box of 12 Luna Bars (a $14.95 value), which deliver protein and vitamins to hard working bodies, and decadent chocolate and peanut butter to nourishment-starved muscles.