Knockouts' decor mimics that of a boxing ring, but—unlike the real thing—you look better when you leave. Flat-screen televisions, cold and frothy tipples, and quality service round out the first-rate experience. With The Uppercut, you'll get a quick clipper cut, a thorough shampooing, a soothing head massage, a hot-towel treatment, and a nametag identifying you as "Movie Actor Harrison Ford." Attractive, skilled women perform all salon services, and they'll make sure you look dapper and clean to any follicle-judging female.