Anytime Fitness

Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of Anytime Fitness’s two-month membership (a $34.95 value per month), which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud, while two personal training sessions (a $75 value) familiarizes sheepish biceps with their new, confidence-boosting dumbbell friends. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying with one month of unlimited tanning (a $34.95 value) to paint new, ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze. As an added bonus, this Groupon includes the $49.95 gym enrollment fee.