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Behind the Deals: Employee Competitions

At noon every Wednesday at Groupon HQ, a bone-rattling gong signals the end of the workday, and employees are pitted against each other in no-holds-barred competitions to determine one thing: who can have the most fun! Here’s a look at some of our most recent employee contests:

  • Hula-Hoop Hullaballoo
  • Poetry Slam-Off
  • Full-Size American Gladiators “Eliminator” run-throughs
  • “Groupon Idol” singing competition (not to be confused with our demolished, currently subject to litigation “Groupon Idol” mandatory worship icon)
  • Batting-cage contest
  • Bat-caging contest
  • Ulysses Speed-Reading and Comprehension Salary-Determination Quiz
  • Pie-eating contest followed by eating-related shame-expressing contest
  • Tennis matches against our black-market, slightly misshapen Andre Agassi clone
  • Real, live whack-a-mole

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