At Groupon, we’re constantly adding new features, such as Groupon Now! and mobile redemption to make our customers’ lives easier and more fun. Here’s a look at the most-requested features our engineers are currently working on:
- Dog-navigable mobile site for iPad
- Printable Groupon voucher that tastes like the restaurant it’s for
- If our website is down for any reason, we automatically mail you a hammock
- Groupon Diamond: Only offers you deals for businesses owned by Lou Diamond Phillips
- More-cluttered website design with numerous banner advertisements asking, “R U Lonely 2 Nite?”
- An option for wealthy people to pay twice a product or service’s value instead of half
- Customizable Groupon homepage that can be changed from its default green color to chartreuse, lime, or asparagus
- Someone from Groupon comes to your house to tell you you look handsome
- A Groupon that lets you rent a briefcase full of money for an afternoon
- Finally, someone special to actually use these Groupons with
Tags: Behind the Deals
