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Cineman’s Guide to Being a Cinematic Hero

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Annnnnd…action. Hark, reader! It is I, Cineman, Groupon’s in-house film expert! I’m the hero not of any particular movie, but a hero made from the magic of cinema itself. To celebrate the climax of the movie awards season, I have handpicked great movie deals, which you can find here.

Be a cinematic hero in your daily life with these tips:

  • Action movie characters end all conversations with a cool catchphrase. You can borrow mine: “Now that’s what I call an ironic turn of events.”
  • In romantic movies, main characters are always meeting in the cutest possible way. Be sure to hang out in the vintage section of your town’s scarf-and-puppy store to start a film-worthy love affair.
  • Western movie stars take action by riding around on the cars of their day—horses. Ride around on the horse of our generation—tandem rollerblades.
  • In horror movies, the killer is the most interesting character. Draw your own conclusions.
  • Characters in documentaries prove that real people are just as exciting as any movie character. Create your own real-world documentary by screaming your dates of birth and death in strangers’ faces.

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