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Sep 12th

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High Security at Groupon

Though all of our employees live in constant fear of physical harm, we were only able to protect one for one day. Last Thursday at 303 E. Wacker, a pair of professional bodyguards—Marvin “Tuff Guy” Cruz and Pierre “Ruff Guy” Hamilton—closely guarded New York Metro team sales rep Katy Homanick. They stood at her side as she made calls. They did a sweep of a conference room before she entered for a meeting. They consumed her food before she did to ensure it wasn’t laced with long shards of glass.

If you weren’t fortunate enough to see how visibly comfortable Katy was under Marvin and Pierre’s watchful eyes, check out some of the photos:

 

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  • Maria S

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    September 12, 2011 2:16 pm

    I too need the bodyguards! Being the amazingly famous blogger that I am …

  • al

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    September 12, 2011 2:18 pm

    Hysterical

  • pam olson

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    September 12, 2011 2:20 pm

    You guys are great. I buy stuff from you because your writing is so damn funny.

  • harriet

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    September 12, 2011 2:23 pm

    don’t see the humor in this at all!

  • Dave B

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    September 12, 2011 2:31 pm

    I could take both those guys.

  • Boynton Beach Real Estate

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    September 12, 2011 2:33 pm

    haha. Very nice, and classy I might add.

  • Sheryl

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    September 12, 2011 3:55 pm

    Was this a reward? A punishment? More back story!

  • A Bengali guy!

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    September 14, 2011 5:28 pm

    This is beyond pathetic… That looks more creepy and weird with “ruff and tuff guy” And don’t know if this is suppose to be funny or what??

  • Jael

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    September 15, 2011 9:48 am

    this is HILARIOUS i love it!!

  • MD

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    September 15, 2011 1:09 pm

    hilarious

    I could take at least one of them too. Send me the black one ;-)

  • Marvin " TUFF GUY " Cruz

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    September 15, 2011 3:25 pm

    This is Marvin ” TUFF GUY ” Cruz, I had a great time doing my job, I would do it again………..

  • mary ellen

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    September 16, 2011 10:58 pm

    i wouldn’t have gotten any work done with those two creeping me out!

  • Pierre RUFF Hamilton

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    September 19, 2011 9:26 am

    This is Pierre “RUFF GUY” Hamilton, I really enjoyed myself as well. I would do it again in a heartbeat. Next time we won’t be as nice LOL