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This Week’s Findings

Too bashful to talk to that cutie across the room? In Phoenix, we discovered this Fill-In-the-Blanks Missed Connection Ad Generator to help track him/her down in the local paper for later connectioning:

You: [Gender]
Me: [Gender]

I saw you at the (location). You were wearing a (color) (name of band) (clothing item). I was the (description of height) (gender) (verb)-ing against a (model of car from the mid-90s). We made eye contact, but I was too (synonym for scared) to talk to you. I badly (verb)-ed myself on that samurai sword that someone hid in the (unlikely place for a samurai sword). (Modal verb) (pronoun) like to (verb) (noun) at (non-threatening neutral location) and (verb) (our imagined mutual interest in name of band from clothing item)?

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