If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Today's Groupon tames tresses for easy scaling: for $125, you get a Pravana Perfection SmoothOut treatment (a $200 value) and a shampoo and conditioning (a $50 value) at Graffiti Hair Salon (a $250 total value). Customers also get to take home the shampoo and conditioner after the treatment.
The coif connoisseurs at Graffiti Hair Salon conjure sleek manes with the help of Pravana’s proprietary elixirs. Wound-up locks find peace with a Perfection SmoothOut treatment by Pravana Naturceuticals, a formaldehyde-free formula applied to tresses by Graffiti’s smoothness operators. The Perfection SmoothOut’s low-pH formula mollifies follicles so gently that cleansing, color treatments, and accidental hair-pulling may swiftly follow. Post-treatment, hair and scalps relax further with a shampoo and conditioning performed with Pravana products. Treated tresses can remain sleek for up to 10 weeks, or as long as it takes to mash 100 potatoes with a paperclip.
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Groupon Guide to: Carrying the Olympic Torch
Every few years, the world’s greatest athletes are shipped to a city so they can watch the running of the Olympic torch together. If your application essay is good enough to get you on the torch team, make sure the run goes smoothly with this troubleshooting guide:
Problem: The flame goes out.
Solution: Don't panic—verify that the flame is actually out by kissing it. If it is, simply relight the ceremonial flame by throwing the torch toward the sun.
Problem: Vultures are hovering around the flame, mistaking it for a wounded fox.
Solution: Keep running. As long as the flame moves violently in the wind, the vultures will think the fox is still alive and eventually return to overlooking the local newspaper printing press.
Problem: You constantly feel numb after the torch relay.
Solution: Try your best to get by. Like making a half-court shot or victoriously commanding the animal kingdom in a battle, the experience of carrying the torch makes normal life seem futile. The feeling never goes away, so it's best to distract yourself with mindless hobbies such as exercising or raising children.
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