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Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Western Philosophy
Philosophy literally means “love of wisdom”; here then is some wisdom for you to love:
Plato
Nicknames: “The Smartest Guy in the Room,” “Sully,” “Plate ‘o Beef”
Quote: “Life is like a cave, you never know what you’re going to get.”
Fun Fact: Invented philosophy just to annoy his businessman father
Aristotle:
Nicknames: “Plato Jr.” “The Ar’ Up There”
Quote: “There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.”
Fun Fact: The only ghost on this list
Socrates:
Nicknames: “Dr. SmartBeard,” “Sully,” “Footbaltes”
Quote: “What if the entire universe is just a tiny speck the size of this tiny muffin I found?”
Fun Fact: Voted “most likely to be tricked into drinking poison by Ricky Davis” in philosophy school
René Descartes:
Nicknames: “The Spider,” “Absosaurus”
Quote: “Pain is weakness leaving the body.”
Fun Fact: First whispered “I think, therefore I am” before ripping two phone books in half.
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