Transporting loads of foodstuffs and abrasive sugar snacks over your pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $149, you get six 15-minute in-office teeth-whitening sessions at Smile Labs of Boise (up to a $594 value).
Smile Labs helps mouth bones obtain whiteness with a noninvasive, nonburning, and virtually pain-free whitening system. Just like a proper handshake, each of the six gel applications lasts 15 minutes and whitens sullied teeth by combining a highly concentrated peroxide-based gel with blue-accelerator-light technology (a $99 value per session). Most customers opt to start off with two 15-minute treatments and return at a later time for the remaining sessions and to help finish painting the office mural (a $149 value per double session).
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The Groupon Guide to: Flirting
From a handsome giraffe flaunting its long black tongue for a female giraffe—also known as a zebra—to a single-celled eukaryote flexing in a mirror before undergoing asexual binary fission, no species can begin the mating process without taking its first step: the humble flirt. Here are some surefire flirting tips to help you attract the zebra of your species:
• One time-tested technique is to drop a handkerchief and allow a potential suitor to pick it up for you. Since no one uses handkerchiefs anymore, you may substitute a used wad of facial tissue or an iPad preloaded with a haptic-feedback nose-blowing app. Two-word tip: Be coy!
• Gentlemen may be forgiven for shedding another contrivance of flirtations past—laying an overcoat over a puddle for a lady to step across. Space-age polymers have made waterproof overcoats more durable than ever, rendering this gesture meaningless—a modern gentleman instead carries a hollow cane through which he can slurp the puddle into his cheeks, so the damsel may trot across dryly. Two-word tip: Don't spit!
• People are attracted to money and confidence. Impress that bed-headed bank teller you've been crushing on by using him as a human shield during your getaway. Two-word tip: No cops!
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