Just as in chess, most basketball strategy involves anticipating your opponent’s next move and then distracting him until a teammate can ride past him on a horse. Enjoy the cerebral thrills with today's Groupon: for $10, you get one ticket to see the Boston College Eagles battle it out against the Wake Forest Demon Deacons at noon on Sunday, March 6 (a $20 value). The game takes place at Conte Forum on the Boston College campus.
Poised to capture a spot in the upcoming NCAA tournament, the Boston College Eagles look to shred the Demon Deacons with their metaphorical talons in this Atlantic Coast Conference clash. Under the tutelage of new head coach Steve Donahue, the squad’s roster of talented players, including spritely guard and leading scorer Reggie Jackson and colossus center Josh Southern, is ready to lead the way to victory with lightning-fast ball handling and net-tickling jump shots. For this March contest, the Eagles will welcome visiting conference rival Wake Forest with their trademark mixture of gritty determination and affable good sportsmanship. With this deal, you'll get views of all the shooting, dribbling, and funcitement, giving you the chance to salute three-point-scoring players with knowing winks and warm smiles. Bring along your friends and family and watch the Eagles mount up on wings uncompromised by the wax of Daedalus and take another step closer to an NCAA tourney birth with today’s Groupon to Boston College basketball.
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The Groupon Guide to: Vitamins
It's easy to get the minerals your body needs by licking a medley of stones, but finding the vitamins you need to stay in shape is more difficult. Here's a look at the most important vitamins for your body:
Vitamin A: Unlike most vitamins, this alphabetic chemical compound cannot be synthesized by the human body. Instead, you can get your daily dosage by eating foods that begin with the letter A, such as apples and apes. Vitamin A was first popularized by the Fonz, the hip character from the 1950s sitcom Happy Days, whose catchphrase, "Aaaaaayyyyy," reminded people to eat their apes.
Vitamin L: Used by the body to prevent bones from turning inside out, vitamin L is more commonly known as love. This essential chemical can be found in the smile of a child, the warmth of a lover's embrace, or in the mucus membranes of a toucan. Contrary to the Rolling Stones' advice, in addition to love, you also need food, air, and a gallon of cotton in your lungs at all times.
Vitamin 4: This inessential digestible can by synthesized from hydrangea bark and should be taken intravitreally thrice daily to prevent your hair from petrifying. Like all the numbered vitamins, it is highly combustible in oxygen, will prevent canine puberty, and is illegal in both original and New Mexico.
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