Unlike serpents, humans can't subsist solely on their own tails. Consume endless dinners with today's Groupon to Zona Sul Churrascaria in Quincy. Choose from the following options:
- For $24, you get all-you-can-eat Brazilian-steak-house fare for up to four people (up to a $59.96 value).
- For $15, you get all-you-can-eat Brazilian-steak-house fare for up to two people (up to a $29.98 value).
Wrapped in the aromatic embrace of Zona Sul Churrascaria’s smoldering barbecue pit, up to four friends gather over unending portions of Brazilian meats, rice, and vegetables. Diners pile thick slices of meat onto their plates as they gaze in wonder at the crackling sirloin steaks and pork sausages skewered on spits over the flames. Beef ribs line up in rows as foursomes hammer out xylophonic bossa nova songs with their forks, and chicken thighs strut to samba beats on palate dance floors. A bountiful salad bar complements the orchestra of sizzling proteins with rice, green vegetables, and whole onions painted to resemble soccer balls.
Groupon Says
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The Bait: "I just got a haircut."
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The Expected Compliment: "I'm nominating you for sainthood and for mayor."
The Bait: "I feel an empty hole inside me that nothing can fill."
The Expected Compliment: "Your unique admission has made me fall in love with you. You're better than everyone you went to high school with."
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