Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don't love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$25 for an all-day paintball session for two (up to a $70 value)
- Mask and gun rental
- Compressed air canister and unlimited air refills
- 250 paintballs per person
$145 for a private paintball game for up to 10 players (up to a $400 value)
- Mask and gun rental
- Compressed air canister and unlimited air refills
- 400 paintballs per person
AG Paintball
Sneaking up the ridge, the players prepare to storm the multilevel Castle Anthrax, a wooden fortress where defenders lurk in its 20,000-square-foot interior and ready their counterattack. The castle is one of seven outdoor playing fields at AG Paintball, which has been featured on WMUR's "New Hampshire Chronicle." Amid forest terrain, participants duck into huts, snipe opponents from behind paint-splattered barrels, and trick the guard sphinxes into unveiling one of the multiple entrances to the Octagon. Updated annually with new fields, the facility hosts both novice and experienced players and matches those of equal experience and skill for games in varying styles of play. After their bouts, guests can restock supplies in the pro shop, commission repairs from the onsite gunsmith, or grill some burgers in the covered patio area, where those 21 and older can also enjoy BYOB privileges once all gear is returned.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Capitalism
America is the greatest capitalism in the world. Every day we defeat the tyrant beast by living capitalism lifestyle. Know what your capitalism is with this knowledge:
Supply and Demand: The government supplies us with everything we need, but consumers always demand even more. Our capitalist society will only thrive when inhabitants stop wanting more and start knowing that their leaders are daddies who just want to best for them.
Free Market: This idea comes from French laissez-faire (fair for the lazy). At this monthly market all oats and grains are free if you just tell a government employee three compliments on government employee strength.
Economic Growth: Capitalism grows the economy by kindly letting its people pursue business ventures, this would be like flag stores, bread distribution centers, and plastics factories for the making of presidential and vice presidential figurines.
Redeeming Coupons: Maybe you got some coupons from Unsanctioned Free-Speech Newspaper? These are redeemable for many good prizes and absolutely no jail time, if only you bring them to: The Government Jail, 14 Government Jail Road, Washington, DC, The Most United States.
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