The deal is on!
Looking one’s best can be tricky in today's world, with its constant bombardment of pollution, UV radiation, and ghosts released from the Ark of the Covenant. Keep your skin smooth and unmelted with today's dual deal for medi-spa services at Charm Beauty Salon in Bensonhurst. Choose one of two options:
- $99 for six laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $720 value)
- $40 for a deep-cleansing facial (an $80 value)
Using IPL (intense pulsed light) photoepilation, Charm Beauty Salon can target and eliminate hair of all colors and types from the body in the most supervillainous manner possible. Zap away your follicles, legstaches, and body cacti from any of the following areas: underarms (a $39 value per session), bikini (a $79 value), upper lip (a $39 value), inner thighs (a $120 value), chin (a $49 value), brow (a $50 value), ears (a $50 value), neck (a $60 value), areolae (a $59 value), toes (a $40 value), and belly-button line (a $40 value). The six treatments can be used on any combination of areas, though it’s generally recommended that you use all six on the same area to make sure all follicles have been disintegrated. Consult with one of Charm’s skilled technicians to determine which laser-removal regimen best matches your needs.
To bless your face with the smooth, sleek look it had before it starred in all those spaghetti westerns, opt for a deep-cleansing facial (an $80 value), which thoroughly cleanses the skin before clearing away its dead cells with a mechanical or chemical exfoliate. A facial massage softens up your stressed-out skull mask with a relaxing rub-down, after which aestheticians apply a facial mask targeted to your skin type, be it dry, oily, or sensitive and covered in poetry. The deep-cleansing facial nourishes, clarifies, and hydrates the skin—and comes with product recommendations for keeping it that way. The treatment achieves immediate results without resorting to any chemicals or surgery that might transform you into the Joker. Call ahead to make an facial appointment beginning September 13.
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The Prisoner's Dilemma
Today's deal forces you to make a difficult choice: laser hair removal or microdermabrasion facial? Never fear––you can sharpen the dull blade of indecisiveness into a razor of decision making by practicing with hypothetical quandaries such as the famous "prisoner's dilemma," a fundamental problem in game theory used to explore human behavior in light of self-interest. Here's how it breaks down:
Two suspects are arrested by the police and taken to separate cells. The police have insufficient evidence for a conviction and visit the prisoners separately in order to cut a deal. One prisoner can see, but cannot hear the other from his cell made of transparent, but soundproof Lucite. The other prisoner can hear, but cannot see his counterpart from a cell made of opaque, but porous black mesh. The police offer the prisoners two boxes. "One," say the police, "is full of bees. The other contains the key to your freedom."
At this stage in the dilemma the prisoners will be asked to sing. "Anything," say the police. "First thing that pops into your head." While the prisoners are distracted by their stage fright, ceiling vents will slide open, releasing bees into both cells, thus removing any risk of choosing between the two offered boxes. The panicking prisoners will choose a box, finding it to be full of still more bees, and the police will open the final box, revealing that both boxes contained bees the entire time. At this time, the police officers will pull down their protective masks and turn on the strobe light.
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