An aquarium visit soothes the soul with visions of ambling fish and bubbling tanks that call to mind the gestation pods in which all human life begins. Come full circle with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-year family membership to the Aquarium of Niagara in Niagara Falls (a $50 value). Each membership includes:
- One year of free admission for family members
- Free admission to special events
- A free subscription to the Sea Star newsletter
- Discounts on aquarium birthday parties
- A 10% discount at the gift shop
- Access to members-only touch tanks, special tours, and classes
- Free and discounted admission to a variety of local venues and attractions
Since its 1965 founding, the Aquarium of Niagara has both entertained and enlightened guests with simulated ecosystems housing a variety of nautical residents. Customers can mingle with saltwater and freshwater fish and extend fins in apology for dropping by unannounced. A weekly schedule of animal activities allows guests to witness animals in action, from California sea-lion training and seal presentations to penguin, shark, and tidal-pool dining rituals. Patrons can head home with a salty souvenir from the gift shop purchased at a discount, a new understanding of diverse aquatic terrain, and a temporary ability to talk to whales.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Primetime Television
Primetime is the time of day when people watch the most television, falling between dinnertime and family silence hour. Here's a list of primetime show premises that you can use to make your primetime sitcom a hit:
• A single lady living in a city can't find anyone to date, so she has to move into her father's dog's apartment.
• A family full of embarrassing parents, cool teens, and unlimited aunts struggles each week with the teen daughter's decision to get a nose ring.
• Two post-adolescent guys who live together and fix bikes have a crush on the same bike.
• Six sexy friends share life, laughter, and a never-ending supply of sexual tension. They are also all moray eels living in an underwater cave.
• A small town has a football team it loves, until it finds out that the quarterback is dating everyone's wives.
• Two women open a shop that sells small handheld cakes, and one of them has the sassy ability to predict when someone is about to sneeze.
• A tight-knit group of 17 criminal investigators sets out to find out who the killer is but ends up finding out that they're all siblings.
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