A delicately prepared chocolate can make a woman's heart sing, a child's mouth smile, and a crossing guard's whistle taste even more like justice. Stock up on tasty times with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of gourmet chocolate at Fowler’s Chocolates. This Groupon is valid at Fowler’s two Buffalo locations, as well as its locations in Cheektowaga, Hamburg, Tonawanda, and East Aurora.
First opened in 1910, Fowler’s Chocolates has delighted flavor sensors with decadent confections for more than a century. Chocolatiers fashion each delectable morsel from 60% cacao solids, imbuing their chocolates with flavor as rich as King Midas after a poking spree. Tasty offerings include an 8-ounce box of mini buffaloes housing a herd of Lilliputian bison molded from milk, dark, or orange chocolate ($9.99). Thin mints ($9.99) make for an ideal palate refresher, and a Truffalo chocolate bar packs the concentrated punch of a truffle in rectangular form. Meanwhile, sponge candy ($18.99 for 1 lb.) starts out as a firm, chocolate-covered, molasses-flavored cube, just like most numbered dice. Eventually, however, it slowly melts in mouths, sating sweet teeth with a gooey, sticky treat.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Animal Intelligence
Thanks to his love of reason and ability to use a crossbow and a motorcycle at the same time, man is known as the smartest animal. But many stupider animals are actually much less stupid than they seem. Here's a look at some animal species' smartest attributes:
- Dolphins: Possess amazing communication abilities that allowed them to write every episode of Flipper
- Chimpanzees: Love bananas, which any human can tell you are delicious
- Squirrels: Prepare for winters by flying south each year
- Parrots: Produce vocal sounds to mask their true ability: literary forgery
- Sea Lions: Tricked humans into naming them after a much cooler nonsea animal
- Beavers: Live in a habitat that gives kids an excuse to say "dam" without being yelled at
- Fire Ants: Work together as a hive mind to write The Dick Van Dyke Show fan fiction
- Deer: It's not uncommon for a deer to give birth to a pair of expensive sneakers.
- Owls: Correctly predicted the last nine presidential elections by going extinct in the winner's home state
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