Carpet is a powerful entity, as demonstrated by its ability to enhance a room's décor and direct punitive static shocks at those who don't obey its will. Pamper your shag master with today's Groupon from Green Genie. Click here for service area zip codes. Choose between the following options:
- For $69, you get carpet cleaning in two rooms and the hallway, up to 450 square feet (up to a $135 value).
- For $89, you get carpet cleaning in three rooms and the hallway, up to 600 square feet (up to a $180 value).
The fully insured crew at Green Genie cleans carpets with an environmentally friendly, vegetable-based solution that rapidly dries in 30–40 minutes. Spots, stains, and odors flee the scene when faced with this chemical-free cleanser, which leaves underfoot fabrics fresh and safe for kids, pets, and facedown floor naps. Efficient dry times mean mold doesn't get a chance to crop up in the carpet pad, and boorish bacteria never gets the opportunity to offend pile fibers with its locker-room jokes.
Though Green Genie sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Substitute Teaching
Substitute teachers come to school when they learn a new fact that they just have to share with someone or when regular teachers run out of mental health. Here are some tips for taking over a class for a day:
Look the Part: Dress like a full-time teacher. If you don’t know how a teacher dresses because you never attended school, just wear a long-sleeve tank top, pants you can think in, and running shoes for chasing down students' dreams and turning them into more realistic dreams.
Write Your Name: Students today have exciting names such as Stycxx and K'ydyn, making it impossible for them to remember your boring, vowel-bloated moniker. Write your real name on the chalkboard, or simply go by "Sub Sandwich."
Give Them Options: Let your students choose between watching a movie and not watching a movie. Anyone who chooses not to watch a movie must stay late after school and watch two movies.
Take Control: Don't let the class get out of control. Before speaking, students should raise their hands, and before thinking, they should be reminded that their opinions are smaller than those of their teacher.
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