Stomachs only growl when they're hungry or preparing to bite the hand that keeps tickling them. Tame the beast within with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
$7 for $15 worth of Greek diner fare, such as:
- Fresh-vegetable omelet ($5)
- Malted belgian waffle ($3.80)
- Open souvlaki beef, chicken, or gyro sandwich ($6.30)
- Hand-breaded butterfly shrimp ($8.50)
- Chopped 10-ounce sirloin steak ($7.35)
- See the full menu
Neapolis Family Restaurant
Since putting the finishing touches on his first order of roast beef upwards of 15 years ago, Neapolis Family Restaurant’s owner Chuck Chavez has worked tirelessly to sate growling stomachs with a menu abundant with casual, hearty diner fare. Dedicated to paying homage to the day’s cardinal meal without the burden of sleeping until dinner, chefs assemble classic breakfast dishes and specialty malted belgian waffles throughout the day.
In the bustling kitchen, cooks’ fingers snap as they season batches of house-made soups and meticulously bread fresh haddock and butterfly shrimp by hand. Although many offerings derive their origins from traditional comfort fare, the restaurant’s Greek influence is evident in its chicken and gyro souvlaki entrees, sides of pita, and the inclusion of a chorus to summarize each order.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Recognizing Sports Balls
Though many sports exist that do not require the usage of a ball—such as running, swimming, and quicksand escaping—most professional athletes agree that to make it in the big leagues, you must be able to recognize the following balls:
Footballs: These “balls” aren’t balls at alls! A symmetrical tapered ovoid, pigskins can more accurately be called pig eggs because of their shape and their actual biological origins. The shape of a football allows you to throw a tight spiral, although this is only provable by first affixing it with a grenade of dazzling colored smoke.
Basketballs: The exact color, size, and shape of a pumpkin, these dimpled spheres are crisscrossed with black boundary lines—this is because each basketball is also a miniature basketball court! Gut it and lay it flat like an open newspaper for an exciting game of overturned ant farm vs. army men.
Golf Balls: These handheld esophagus-clogging beauties keep players from being dishonest when they jot down their score—you’ve probably heard the old golfers' expression “the more you cheat, the more you eat!” Golf-ball ingestion is responsible for more hospital visits than shark attacks and mechanical-shark attacks combined.
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