Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $19 for 15 infrared-sauna sessions (a $375 value)
- $29 for 1 infrared inch-loss body wrap (a $159 value)
- $69 for 3 infrared inch-loss body wraps (a $477 value)
- $99 for 5 infrared inch-loss body wraps (a $750 Value)
Each 30-minute infrared-sauna session can help remove toxins, shed calories, and improve circulation. The infrared body wrap aims to suck out up to 1,200 calories during each 35-minute session in addition to soothing arthritis, purging the body of toxins, and rejuvenating the skin.
Inches-A-Weigh
The women-only Inches-A-Weigh health club helps clients meet their fitness and weight-loss goals via a three-part figure-correction program. Each customized treatment plan involves private weekly weigh-ins, nutritional counseling, body sculpting, and cardiovascular exercises. A medley of spa-like services accompanies each program for quicker results. Treatments include body wraps, 30-minute sessions in an infrared sauna design to blast up to 800 calories at one go, and a French-algae skin-tightening wrap that will leave skin as taut and shiny as a shrink-wrapped skyscraper.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Capitalism
America is the greatest capitalism in the world. Every day we defeat the tyrant beast by living capitalism lifestyle. Know what your capitalism is with this knowledge:
Supply and Demand: The government supplies us with everything we need, but consumers always demand even more. Our capitalist society will only thrive when inhabitants stop wanting more and start knowing that their leaders are daddies who just want to best for them.
Free Market: This idea comes from French laissez-faire (fair for the lazy). At this monthly market all oats and grains are free if you just tell a government employee three compliments on government employee strength.
Economic Growth: Capitalism grows the economy by kindly letting its people pursue business ventures, this would be like flag stores, bread distribution centers, and plastics factories for the making of presidential and vice presidential figurines.
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