Art represents the triumph over chaos, just as pulled-pork donuts represent the triumph over dignity. Expand your tastes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-year subscription (11 issues) to Art + Auction magazine (an $80 value). This Groupon must be activated by September 30, 2011.

Art + Auction's glossy full-color pages deliver detailed analyses of art-market trends, in-depth artist profiles, and reviews of auctions held around the world. For example, the April 2011 issue investigated Berlin's gallery scene, profiled artists Rachel Whiteread and Sonia Delaunay, and described ways to legally protect your investments in art, such as sneaking marble busts into the Witness Protection Program. A regular Datebook feature also helps subscribers plan out their social schedules with a comprehensive list of art fairs, openings, and oil-paintball tournaments.