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Studies show that your face is the part of your body least likely to wear clothing and most likely to consume Funyuns. Reward your face for its game-changing role in your life with today's Groupon. For $69, you get a rejuvenating trio of spa treatments at Burgundy Moon Spa & Winehouse. Your package includes an Essence of Wine Classic Facial ($95), a thermo lip and eye treatment ($30), and an eyebrow waxing and sculpting ($20), a $145 total value.
Burgundy Moon uses high-quality products and practices for all of its services. Spa technicians sterilize all instruments with a hospital-grade autoclave before performing smooth jazz classics on them. Your face's transformation begins with the 50-minute Essence of Wine Classic Facial. A specially prepared mask detoxifies the deepest layers of your skin while leaving the outmost layers spotlessly soft to the touch. The treatment incorporates wine to subtly intoxicate your skin and reduce blemishes, which quietly meander off your skin, returning only to repay their half of last month's rent. Following the gentle overhaul, your lips and eye area are treated to shine. Thirsty lips are rehydrated and starving eyes are well nourished. An eyebrow waxing further sates the needs of your peepers. An expert aesthetician will give your body's most emotional hairs a shape that conveys just the right amount of sass.
On the day of your appointment, show up 20 minutes before your scheduled time so you won't feel rushed. You'll be handed a soft robe and slippers to relax in and whispered the 256-bit encryption key to a secure locker for your belongings. While waiting, take a seat in the coincidentally named Relax Lounge. Sip on a glass of signature wine (must be 21, or 171 if you're a rabbit), or indulge in gourmet treats and lighter refreshments (such as tea and free-floating nitrogen).
Reviews
Three Citysearchers give Burgundy Moon Spa & Wine House five stars:
- You are welcomed by a friendly staff and given a locker where you change into a robe and slippers. I waited in the relaxation room and had a glass of their house wine that was included with my package. My skin felt wonderful after I left and I was so relaxed. – Madeinthe80s
- I had a facial at Burgundy Moon a couple months ago and It honestly was one of the best I ever had. The products they carry are wonderful and I truely have noticed a difference in my skin. – jmcmahon
Once in a Burgundy Moon
A burgundy moon is as deep and rich as a glass of wine from the spa of the same name. Many colored moons, in fact, have cultural—even portentous—implications:
Blue Moon: The expression "once in a blue moon" is derived from the profound unlikelihood of finding an individual younger than 115 years old who knows the lyrics to the 1934 hit "Blue Moon."
Red Moon: Portends werevampires. If you're not holding your breath in a solid silver bathtub full of garlic and holy water, you're already one of them.
Green Moon: After the ragingly popular nuclear testing fad of the 1940s and 50s, many well-reasoned scientists and politicians noticed that the proliferation of nuclear weaponry and materials had potentially negative social and environmental consequences. As a result, in 1967, all remaining nuclear weapons were fired at the moon, where they promptly reacted with the moon's natural photosynthesis, creating a luminous radioactive green glow. This reaction oxygenates our oceans, which, as Darwin teaches us, are where babies come from.
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