Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon for housecleaning from Excel Cleaning Service, valid for homes within a 35-mile radius of zip code 28269 in Charlotte. Choose from the following options:
- For $45, you get a three-hour housecleaning session (a $90 value).
- For $85, you get two three-hour housecleaning sessions (a $180 value).
- For $159, you get four three-hour housecleaning sessions (a $360 value).
Excel Cleaning Service's expert grime-busters purge homes of accumulated debris during meticulous three-hour stints. As wipes tackle window interiors, dusters render knickknacks and standard surfaces shinier than the smile in a supernova's headshot. Vacuums slurp up embedded dirt, and sterilizing treatments leave tubs and toilets glimmering. The staff strives to nix spots from each abode's entire interior and will employ eco-friendly products upon request from homeowners or poltergeists starting an herb garden. Excel can also contract a carpet cleaner to oust tenacious stains for an additional fee.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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