Hair has an annoying habit of growing all over the body, which not only looks funny, but also makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Conquer uncooperative haircoats with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area at 4u Hair and Spa in River Forest (up to an $834 value). Valid treatment areas include:
• Limited bikini line (an $834 value)
• Underarms (an $834 value)
• Areolae (a $600 value)
• Hands (a $600 value)
• Feet (a $600 value)
• Upper lip (a $594 value)
• Chin (a $594 value)
• Sideburns (a $594 value)
At 4u Hair and Spa, a licensed MD guides a Lumenis LightSheer laser over unwanted fuzz to disable it at the follicle level. Several treatments zap the hair at all stages of its growth cycle, causing it to gradually fade. Clients should expect the laser to cause a sensation akin to that caused by an immature secret admirer—the light snap of a rubber band. Patients typically observe a 20%–35% reduction in the appearance of hair after the first treatment, and a 90% reduction after the sixth.
Though 4u Hair and Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to School Supplies
School-supply-purchasing season is here, and that can only mean one thing: back-to-school season. Here's this year's mandatory school-supply list, straight from the president's desk:
- Peach-colored crayon
- Letter opener
- Grappling calculator
- Blood-test centrifuge
- Blu-ray copy of the hit 1996 film Eraser
- Enough gum for the entire class
- $60 pair of jeans that everyone else will have
- According to Gym–brand gym shoes
- Dossier of local bullies and their allergies
- Glue
- Paste
- Dilbert-themed folder that says "School is like an office for children" on the cover
- Updated textbook that finally has information about the Second World War
- Anatomically correct hand for making hand turkeys
- No. 2 pencils FOR A #1 KID!
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