Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature Zambonis. Enjoy easier chomper upkeep with today's Groupon to Advanced Dental Care in Lincoln Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get an initial examination, x-rays, and a teeth cleaning (a $291 value).
- For $179, you get an Opalescence Boost in-office whitening treatment (a $399 value).
Roxanna Khaghani, DDS, tenderly tends to tarnished tusks with a bounty of health-boosting services. During the exam, Dr. Khaghani inspects mouths’ inner-workings (an $85 value) and x-rays teeth for signs of trouble (a $119 value), while a thorough cleaning eradicates tartar and plaque buildup to leave teeth as polished as a valedictorian diamond’s report card (an $87 value). Those looking to de-dingy their dentalwork may opt for the Opalescence Boost, an in-office whitening treatment that helps brighten smiles. A specially formulated gel is applied to each cog's surface, banishing unwelcome evidence of coffee, tea, and inkwell chewing habits. The nearly one-hour procedure can leave teeth visibly whiter and strengthen enamel, giving cuspids the power of steel plates and the beauty of steel plates painted by Degas.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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