Air travel can be fickle, as evidenced by delayed flights and constantly changing lists of which car models you can and cannot carry on. Keep your auto out of overhead bins with today's Groupon to Airways Parking. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get three days of VIP valet airport parking (a $34.50 value).
- For $20, you get three days of VIP valet airport parking and a hand wash (a $46.50 value).
Groupon buyers can make reservations longer than three days, though they will be charged full price for each day beyond the third.
Located a three-minute shuttle ride from Midway Airport, Airways Parking helps streamline departures and arrivals with convenient VIP valet parking. Travelers can sidestep quests for parking spots by tossing their keys to one of the facility's staff members, who are onsite at all hours to check clients in and present returning drivers with prechilled cars in the summer and snowman-free interiors in the winter. Fencing and ample lighting enclose the parking lot to help repel theft, and free shuttles arrive nearly on-demand to whisk patrons and luggage to and from the airport. During the optional hand wash (a $12 value), the parking pros surround paint jobs with soft cloths that help buff out smudges and comfort autos that miss their driver's familiar road rage.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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