Unlike an old dog, hair can be taught new tricks, such as how to stay in place, perform back flips, or convincingly play dead. Be the proud owner of obedient hair with today's Groupon: for $80, you get a hair-styling package at Art + Science Salons (a $205 total value). This Groupon is valid at all three of the salon's locations in Chicago and Evanston. This package includes:
- A full-set of highlights with a senior colorist (a $125 value)
- Gloss treatment (a $25 value)
- Orofluido hair mask (a $25 value)
Art + Science Salons were featured in the September 2011 Chicago Magazine issue as one of the top salons for their highly trained staff of stylists. Senior stylists paint tresses with a full set of face-framing highlights to add dimension to monochromatic locks like Michelangelo at a My Little Pony factory. Glowing strands also receive a gloss treatment and Orofluido moisturizing mask, which coats cuticles with vitamins, shine-amplifying castor and coconut oils, and rich argan oil for a silky sheen, added strength, softness, and ear-screeching volume.
Dedicated to fashioning a modern follicular haven free of pretension but full of professionalism, all of Art + Science's friendly stylists and colorists undergo an intensive apprenticeship program before being allowed to practice their strand sorcery on their own clients or lobby ferns. Heads remain healthy thanks to organic products from MOP, Revlonissimo, Abba, d:fi, American Crew, and Bumble and bumble.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Safeguarding Your Computer
It's a world wild web out there, full of viruses, trojan horses, and cyber mummies. Consult this guide to keeping your computer squeaky clean:
A thumbprint on your monitor might be on the inside of the screen—use a screwdriver to get it out.
There are only three safe websites: robinwilliams.net, robinwilliams.org, and will.i.am.
Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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