Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your newly defined inner vixen with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a one- to two-hour on-location boudoir photo session for an individual (a $175 value) and a $25 credit toward an album, print, or digital disc from Black Label Boudoir. Black Label Boudoir will meet at your location of choice anywhere within a 50-mile radius of Deerfield.
Black Label Boudoir’s Dina Sampras funnels each subject’s scintillating sensuality through her camera lens during a relaxing, private boudoir session. Sultry shutter seducers pose in the exotic locale of their choosing, which can include a dimly bit boudoir, neighborhood laundromat, or glamorous hotel room (cost of hotel room not included, but the $25 photo credit may be used toward the cost). During the shoot, Dina bestows each subject with first-rate treatment, building rapport and providing the confidence to produce a sumptuous set of eye stimulants. After the shoot, visit Black Label’s private online gallery to view the resulting images and second-guess your decision to wear SpongeBob-themed lingerie. The $25 credit can be used toward an album, digital disc, or individual prints ($25 covers one 8”x10” print and eight wallet-sized prints of multiple shots), perfect for slipping in the pocket of a loved one or particularly helpful IT consultant. Or use this Groupon toward the cost of a Pin Up Party with up to four girlfriends. Contact the photographer for more information.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Your Own Adventure
Brave Sir Benneton nervously gripped his sword with the enchanted sword handle. He paused to think, "I don't like the feeling that walking into this cave gives me. I'd better pause to think."
If you want Sir Benneton to go into the cave, scroll down to II. If you don't want him to go into a dangerous cave, scroll down to III.
II. Uh-oh, Sir Benneton died by way of your decisions.
III. "Nope, not doing it," thought Sir Benneton. "Caves are boring and probably hard to write about. I'd rather go on a quest." He remembered the three quests in his quest planner. "I must choose one of my three quests," thought the slightly brave knight.
If you want Sir Benneton to attack the evil witches of Death Mountain, scroll back up to II, genius. If you want Sir Benneton to fight the evil Orcs of Lothlórien, scroll down to IV. If you want Sir Benneton to undergo the 12 Trials of the Elder Tablets, scroll down to V.
IV. Rent The Lord of the Rings and pretend Sir Benneton is one of the sword guys.
V. Sir Benneton rode to his friend Saltobius, wizard and knower of the way. "Saltobius," he said. "Pray tell what you know of the 12 Trials of the Elder Tablets."
"Oh, my," replied Saltobius. "To achieve them is a meandering quest, fraught with peril and rich with complex symbolism! Why, even the first trial is made up of hundreds of tedious steps that serve as a sort of allegory for man's internal struggle. Beware, Sir Benneton, for this undertaking will require dozens and dozens of tough decisions, the outcomes of which could take you down startlingly divergent paths. Steel thyself for what follows. First, you must—"
Just then, some big rocks fell off a cliff above them. They were instantly crushed. Forever.
Scroll up to II.
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