Without the light bulb, mankind would be unable to read under the covers, control traffic patterns, or signal the birth of a brilliant scheme overhead. Harness the fury of the filament with today's deal to Body Bliss Wellness Center in Mokena. Choose from the following options:
- For $75, you get one LED photofacial treatment (a $150 value).
- For $185, you get three LED photofacial treatments (a $375 value).
- For $299, you get six LED photofacial treatments (a $600 value).
- For $549, you get 12 LED photofacial treatments (a $1,100 value).
Dr. Berger oversees Body Bliss Wellness Center's wavelength-wielding staff that revitalizes timeworn complexions with light-emitting-diode technology. During the LED photofacial treatment, narrow spectrums of light sashay up and down faces to boost collagen, kill acne-causing bacteria, and render skin plump and youthful without having to dress it in a Betty Boop mask. Unlike IPL facials or laser treatments, the LED photofacial procedure cools and soothes skin with no risking of burning. Though results vary for each patient, Body Bliss recommends three treatments for mild skin conditions, six treatments for moderate skin, and 12 sessions for severe skin conditions. Each LED photofacial should be scheduled one to two weeks apart to give skin time to recover and adjust to its new life in the spotlight.
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The Groupon Guide to: Time Zones
The government inadvertently invented time zones during a failed attempt to create bedtime zones for citizens with similar bedtimes. Today, time zones are arbitrary regions of clock confusion that provide people with one more excuse for calling their ex-spouses at the wrong time of day. Here's a description of some of the most important time zones:
Greenwich Mean Time: The standard by which we judge all other time. Time that is not Greenwich Mean Time is considered substandard and cannot be used in a federal or basketball court.
Mountain Standard Time: When you get to the top of a mountain and realize there's no way to get back down because the boulders you used to get up have all shifted—you've just permanently entered Mountain Time.
Central Standard Time: This type of time coats the country's meaty inside states. It was invented to ruin television for people who were bold enough not to live in the crusty, delicious outer states.
Pacific Standard Time: The only clocks on the West Coast are the tides of the Pacific, man.
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