Soccer, like love, is an international language—but unlike love, it doesn't end with a van full of creamed corn and a pesky lawsuit. Discover the love of the game with today's Groupon for a ticket package to a Chicago Fire home game at Toyota Park. Choose from the following game and ticket options:
Wednesday, June 22 at 7:30 p.m. against Real Salt Lake:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Sunday, June 26 at 1 p.m. against the New York Red Bulls:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Saturday, July 16 at 7:30 p.m. against the Portland Timbers:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Wednesday, August 3 at 8 p.m. against the Philadelphia Union:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Thursday, August 18 at 8 p.m. against D.C. United:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Sunday, August 21 at 6 p.m. against Toronto FC:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Saturday, August 27 at 7:30 p.m. against the Colorado Rapids:
• For $25, you get one Miller Lite party-deck ticket and a Chicago Fire Soccer Club T-shirt (up to a $57.30 total value).
• For $30, you get one sideline ticket and a round-trip bus ride to the game with free beer (up to a $60.15 total value).
Bus schedules for Chicago Fire games can be found here.
Armed with a roster filled with young talent and veteran experience, the Chicago Fire looks to climb the Eastern Conference ladder under the tutelage of newly appointed interim head coach and former Fire player, Frank Klopas. Soccer fans with at least 21 years of human-being experience enjoy spectacles of footwork and waterless sliding from the Miller Lite party deck (a $30 value before fees, or up to a $37.30 value online, including all Ticketmaster fees), located behind the goal in sections 135–139. Each party-deck ticket holder is granted two complimentary 12-ounce Miller Lite beers and a Chicago Fire T-shirt (a $20 value) set ablaze with pride. The exclusive location also grants access to a buzzing party with special giveaways, and a stage where fans can show off how long they can shout "Goal!"
Fire fans can blow gusts of cheerful air from premium sideline seats in section 125, 130, or 131 (a $35 value before fees, or up to a $42.65 value online, including all Ticketmaster fees) after being transported by luxury bus (a $17.50 value), courtesy of the Windy City Wanderers FC soccer club. Stocked with a bathroom and free beer, the spacious buses scoop up and drop off game-goers at one of the following locations: Leader Bar in Irving Park, Galway Arms in Lincoln Park, Uberstein in Wicker Park, and Fado in River North. Fans of all ages may ride the bus but must be 21 or older to drink.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: High-Tech Piracy
The term pirate often calls to mind images of seafaring roustabouts, jauntily crossing blades, smuggling saltwater rum, and trading boisterous barbs via sassy parrots. High-tech piracy is a wholly different industry that has grown since the military accidentally released computers into our ecosystem. What are today's most common forms of high-tech piracy?
DVD Piracy: Using a tiny laser in their computers, mischievous pirates are now able to "burn" DVDs, which renders many of the scenes unplayable and thus prevents future Netflix subscribers from finding out whether or not it was an acceptable country for old men.
Vegetable Piracy: Though honest, hard-working people pay full price for their produce, there is a more nefarious segment of the population that takes that potato home, downloads it into some rich topsoil, and makes free copies for all their friends.
Tracing Paper: Aspiring artists looking for a shortcut to success should be forewarned—intellectual-property theft never pays, no matter how cool Snoopy looks driving that fire truck.
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