In addition to being a source of crucial information, newspapers can also be fanned across a coffee table to conceal almond-butter stains or rolled into a handy bopping device to stun tarantulas. Get a steady supply of spider-boppers with today's deal: for $13, you get a one-year, Sunday-only subscription to the Chicago Tribune (a $51.48 introductory value).
The Chicago Tribune has been dishing out news to the Chicagoland area since 1847. Partake of the fruits of this local news-tree on a regular basis with a Sunday subscription, the thickest, juiciest news edition of the week. For one year, these slabs of substance will arrive on your driveway, window frame or hover-deck, poised to inform your brain regions on all the latest news pertinent to Chicago and the world.
Peruse the Business section to keep your finger firmly pressed against the irregular pulse of the stock market, discover new recipes and tips on how to cook sans nuking in the Good Eating section, and follow sports teams as they play sports against each other at sports stadiums in the Sports section. In addition, you'll get an unobstructed view of job listings, classifieds, entertainment info, editorials, coupons, and more.
Enjoy the tactile sensation of flipping through a physical newspaper, and then recycle the whole stack or obsessively clip individual letters to use for crafting ads for lost puppies. The Chicago Tribune flexes its timeliness muscles through both Twitter and Facebook, providing dedicated followers regular updates on breaking stories.
Once you activate your subscription, your paper will arrive within 7–9 business days. Please note: the value stated in this deal is an introductory price only. If you choose to renew your subscription through the Chicago Tribune once the initial 52 weeks are over, the same price is not guaranteed.
Groupon Says
Rhyme Time News
One way that newspapers are competing with other media is by embracing Variety's tradition of punchy rhyming headlines. What are some news stories that have benefited from this technique?
- The Federal Reserve Chairman comes clean about his gluten allergy: Fed Head Dreads Bread
- The President's hidden yoga talents attract international attention: POTUS Half-Lotus Gets Notice
- Singer Joe Cocker's obituary is mistakenly run prematurely: Baby Boomer Crooner in Good Humor after Tumor Rumor
- Actor Kelsey Grammer develops amnesia: Erasure Brain for Frasier Crane?
Comment on our feelings board
