Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss and make good on New Year's dieting resolutions with today's Groupon to Chicago Institute of Natural Health. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a 30-minute nutritional consultation (a $125 value).
- For $45, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $90 value).
At Chicago Institute of Natural Health, a team of licensed naturopaths, chiropractors, and massage therapists imparts holistic-health care in a medical-clinic setting. Guided by the tenet that no single diet works for everyone, physicians identify the unique foods most conducive to each patient’s health concerns, wellness goals, and tendency to hibernate through the winter. CINH's physicians will also suss out harmful food additives and specific food sensitivities to help patients learn which items should be avoided. Harnessing information from sources such as health histories, elimination diets, and occasional lab testing, physicians tailor diets to systemic quirks, bolstered by nutritional supplements.
Alternatively, therapists who commonly treat injured athletes increase muscular functionality and dissolve chronic tension. Each deep-tissue massage’s concentrated manual pressure targets knots and aching joints, leaving bodies relaxed and flexible. Before sessions begin, patrons sip complimentary herbal tea as holistic healers familiarize themselves with their clients through consultations and lightning rounds of Family Feud questions.
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The Groupon Guide to: Basic Dance Moves
Whether you're preparing for a wedding, bar mitzvah, or work prom, you'll want to have a few super-simple dance steps you can deploy at a moment's notice. Here's a look at some incredibly easy dances that are sure to impress:
The Twist: To perform this classic, just bend your knees and shake your hips as if stamping out a cigarette or trying to trigger a declining-morals-induced heart attack in a pre-1950s clergyman.
The Monkey: Just like a real monkey, shimmy your arms and legs but use most of your rudimentary intelligence to curse evolution for favoring humans and passing you by.
The Knowing Nod: Pick a spot on the dance floor and do not move. Punctuate your radical stillness with an occasional nod, wink, or hand-slashing-across-your-throat gesture to the DJ.
The YMCA: Fake your death in a ravine accident and move into the YMCA.
The Don Rickles: Move to the middle of the dance floor, grab everyone's attention, and win the crowd over with a stunning display of caustically pinpointing everyone's flaws.
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