Cellulite loss is one of America's most difficult pursuits, alongside the hunt for the Fountain of Youth and the search for fresh AA batteries. Find a guide for contouring quests with today’s Groupon to Club Reduce, located inside Frederick Chiropractic Plus in Gurnee. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a body-wrap package (a $210 value) that includes the following:
- One body wrap (an $85 value)
- A body assessment (a $125 value)
- For $99, you get a body-wrap package (a $380 value) that includes the following:
- Three body wraps (an $85 value each)
- A body assessment (a $125 value)
The experienced body techs at Club Reduce assess bodies and inspire cellulite reduction through one-hour body wraps. The in-office assessment analyzes client data that tracks how they eat and what types of activities they regularly take part in to give feedback on how they can change their patterns to burn fat or cold-fusion energy more effectively. Developed by a biochemist from the ULCA medical center, Club Reduce's body wrap stimulates circulatory and lymphatic flow in bodies, which cleanses internal tissues and results in inch loss. Herbal formulas work externally to internally, aiding in the removal of sly toxins living secretly in hard-to-reach corners of the body. The treatment helps restore elasticity to sagging skin on newly contoured areas while still keeping dermises hydrated.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Advertising Soup
In this economy, soup isn’t going to sell itself. Only the perfect commercial is going to get those cans flying off the shelves. But what are the elements of a good soup ad?
The setting can make someone immediately yearn for a bowl of the hot stuff. Good settings include:
• A wealthy person’s farmhouse glowing warmly in a snowy wooded area (farmhouse should show no signs of actual farming)
• A small but cozy shack standing on a craggy cliff over a violent sea
• A bread factory
The main character is the viewer’s connection to the soup. It should be:
• A loving yet endearingly inept dad. He is in decent shape, not too handsome, and wearing a sweater and/or tucked-in collared shirt.
• A Victorian sailor’s wife. She is pale and beautiful, yet jagged. It has been a hard life.
• A bunch of working-class bread-factory guys who are hungry but tired of all this dry bread.
The story of the ad then whips the potential customers into a soup-eating frenzy by depicting:
• The dad’s son playing in the snow. The dad wants his son to love him but he cannot prepare a meal on his own. He makes the son soup, and the two bond over a game of checkers in front of a fireplace. Mom does not interfere.
• The wife gazes longingly at the sea during a windy, daytime rainstorm. She misses her husband’s warm, hearty arms but finds solace in a thick chowder that possesses those same qualities. Just as she finishes her bowl the husband kicks down the door. He has returned from his voyage and he has brought her many exotic hats.
• The bread-factory guys make some soup and have a crazy party wherein they dip the dry crusty breads into the steaming bowls with much joviality and merrymaking. What a day they’ve had.
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